Let's Talk About: RAMP TRAMPS

So I have boyfriend and his name is Taylor and he rides for Embassy as well as Gravis and Instrument. We have been dating for well over 2 years now. In those 2 amazing years I have NEVER been at the skatepark with him. Because A.) I don't skate and B.) I dont want to sit at a bench and watch him skate and look stupid. I always joke around with him and say that we should go on a "SK8 D8" and he gets so mad just the thought of us skating together at the park haha. But I know he's not the only one that thinks Ramp Tramps are a turn off..
Now, before anyone gets offended I'm not talking about the girls that know how to skate and actually like to do it. I am talking about these RAMP TRAMPS. Ramp Tramps are the basics that go to a skate park to just... hangout..  I remember especially in High School I had a few friends and I'd ask them what they were doing on Friday night and some these girls would be like "Oh just getting ready and hanging at the skate park." For what? To try to get with some guys that skate? I never understood that. From what I can see guys go to skateparks.. to skate.. not talk to you wack girls.
Not only does their purpose at a skatepark really irritate me but you know it's the their "style" that makes me so angry.

Sk8r Girl Tees

Flared Jeans

THE SHOES...

This part of the Ramp Tramp's outfit is probably the worst thing on the planet. These bulky and overall gross shoes should be burned.










And the accessory..
THE SKATEBOARD

GIRL.. you know good and well you do NOT skate.. why are you carrying around a skate board acting like you know what you are doing?  All I'm saying is this Ramp Tramp shit is not a good look and you aren't gonna get that Ryan Sheckler you've always wanted hanging out and watching him skate all afternoon. Get a life ladies.

BABESESH X REPERTOIRE

My friend Patrick has an online shoe store called Repertoire. He also has a blog and he writes about shoes, trends, and lifestyles. A few weeks ago Patrick reached out to me and asked if I wanted to write for the Repertoire! Posting about trends and fun topics but for the ladies! I wrote my first post last week and will be posting more. Check it out!

 

www.shoerepertoire.com

BABESESH X TOMATOES&VODKA

So my lady Megan has a blog called TOMATOES&VODKA. Basically she loves Bloody Mary's (who doesn't?) and goes to different restaurants and bars and tries their signature BM's. She decides if they are delish or if they completely suck and she writes about it along with the funny stories that go along with the experience. I had only tried one of these really good drinks once in my life and I knew after reading her blog I had to try it again. We decided to throw a mini party at my house. So i whipped up some treats, set up a mini BM bar with all types of spicy toppings for your drinks, and rounded up some classy babes.. And VUOLLA! We had ourselves the perfect cocktail party. 

Here are some pictures of the evening..

Megan and I 

The babes we rounded up

The Bloodies we made were so spicy and yummy

Taking silly pics and having funny conversations

After a couple drinks we went to the parking lot and lit fire crackers. Was a perfect way to end a fantastic evening. It was a really fun night with my ladies and was very much needed. Pretty ladies, good convos, and a yummy cocktail is like therapy for me. BABESESHXTOMATOES&VODKA will definitely happen again.

Lets Talk About: BROBABES

I am sad to say that Summer is coming to an end and school is about to start. I got accepted to Ohio State and am starting this Fall which I am extremely hyped about. What I will find "interesting" is the fashion that the girls at OSU wear. The problem I have is I feel like the majority of the ladies that go to OSU are all one person.. I can't tell the difference between them because they all LOOK and DRESS EXACTLY THE SAME from head to toe. I don't get it?

So I was thinking to myself what are these group of generic looking girls? They party with the bros, drink like bros, pretty much have the same fashion sense as bros do, and even talk about the same things bros do (who wore what, who did who, sports, what happened at the party last night). So I decided to give them the simple but good title "bro babes".

I just don't get why there is no originality. Why these generics have no fashion sense and wear the same outfit that every other girl wears on campus.

The "I don't care how I look" bun

Every time I see a broad with this bun I want scream. This lazy ass hair-do drives me nuts. You really didn't have time to brush your hair or at least put it in a nice pony tail? So ugly.

The Ohio State Tee

The Sweats

Man.. I see so many girls walking around in these. Wearing these tasteless sweats in public make me think how lazy of a person you are. You didn't have time to get out of your pj sweats into a pair of clean jeans?

UGGS

This must be the longest and ugliest fashion trend to stick around. I remember seeing girls rock these back in early high school.. And girls are still wearing these. And not just in the winter time when they are actually needed.. in the summer too.. with Abercrombie jean skirts.

Ugly Designer Purses

So to top off the sloppy brobabe look to make your self not look so bad you carry an ugly bag from coach or like dooney&bourke.

Just Ask Al Buttas:

Decided to do a quick question and response interview with my friend Al Davis from Cincinnati about random shit. Check it!

1.Why do they call you Al Buttas?

Because when i was becoming a man, this women i hung around with said my skin was like brown chocalate butter. Sike na my boy cricket from when i was young called me that. He thought i was a smooth skateboarder and whats smoother than butter? NOTHING. Praise Allah and Jesus for that

2.Growing up in Cincinnati, what was your style like when you were young? Where were some places that you bought your "gear"

I was a lil kid that dressed like the black pro skaters i looked up to. Over sized pants, sagging them to the fullest, cincinnati new era hats, white tees(not tall white tee's tho), and any type of jersey. I would get in trouble for wearing baggy clothes at school. They was hand me down from my older brother Aarington. Me and my boys didnt care what people thought about us. All the girls was still hyped on his tho. I would get my gear from the thrift store. Keeping it real as I can be. Bow

3. Cute girl walks up to you and her breath is on funk mode.. How do you respond? 

Depends on what she looks like. If she was dope looking I would say wud up. But if she is butt I would give her some chewing gum and pass her to Cj and Franz like a real og I am. Yerp 

4. How do you feel about the "jerk" movement and their dresscode? 

Some of my boys try to dress like that, I can't help not to tell them how stupid they look. Including you girls that dress like that. Check yourself before you wreck yourself like wu tang told you. Church   

5. What do you think about girls who wear new eras? 

Ummmm girls that wear them should wash there balls. Cause you look and smell like a dirty scum wigger ol man. Church 

6. What does your dream girl dress like? 

Like a lady, but when she is at my spot chillin. She would walk around in boy short panties and a thin ass shirt so u can see her hard nipples poking out. Just real relax and not worried about be nearly nude. Church

7. Do you think girl that skate are attractive? 

HEELLLLL NA. Girls that skate should just run around there city and lose weight. Don't try to skate to lose weight. And if your only skating to get on with a guy skater. Just stop now because u will just get used by all his friends for you know what. Church

8. What are the top 5 things to do in Cincinatti? 

Bomb hills, chilling on wheeler block, go to a Cincinnati reds game, skate in the hood.  

9. Gucci or Jeezy? Why?

Neither, imma bump odb and old wu tang beats. Imma keep it raw when I'm in Cincinnati. 456 allday

10. What do you think is the worst fashion trend out there today? 

Ugg boots/ American apparel baggy euro pants/hood fools trying to wear vans and trying to look like skaters/homo thugs/Ed hardy crew/fake tanning type females trying to look like my African women with color/marks. 

P.s. If I have affended you in anyway I really don't care and I don't even know why you read this interview thingy. For all of u that was hyped on it. Be hyped and don't D#=+ ride on me. YERRRRRP

Check out my questions and responses on Alex's blog at vinedice.blogspot.com to see what's goodie!

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