Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Lets Talk About: WHITE GIRL WASTED
I've come to realize white girls have built the reputation on drinking really heavily and acting rowdy. Walking into the bar cute and an hour later leaving the bar looking a hot mess. I have to say the class is fading away. I mean I like to celebrate any occasion I can with my ladies but DAMN! Some of these girls get to be so out of control.
Steps to the evening..
This is usually the funnest part about going out. Putting on your new Wet Seal dress and those cute pink pumps you've been practicing to walk in for weeks, just got your blonde streaks touched up in your hair and you just feel like showing yourself off to the world! It's fun getting ready! Talking about what to expect for the evening, who is going to wear what and who is going to talk to who.
So now that you took two hours to get ready and you are feeling too cute.. you can't forget to pregame?! Pre gaming seems to be a big part of the evening. This is where the group of girls you are going out with that night get together at someones house and drink and begin the party before the actual event that you are actually going to go to.
Now the fun begins..
Now you're having a great time. The DJs are playing your favorite songs! And you and your girls are shining. Nothing can put you down! You've got all the moves, your hair is sweating out a little but that's okay you still feel great. Shots are on the cute boy across the bar and you are feeling to fly. And now that cranberry&vodka is starting to go down like water..
Sleeping in the Club
So you are dancing and laughing having a great time with the girls and all the sudden.. you don't feel too well. It's either a sick feeling in the stomach or that whiskey is kicking in and you need a quick power nap. You hear your friend waking you up but all you can think of is sleeping in your bed.
Emotions taking over..
So you were just having a good time.. what happened? Ex boyfriend shows up and he is holding hands with a brand new babe. All the sudden you don't feel that cute anymore. "Why me?! Why does everything happen to me?!" And now everyone who gives you a compliment suddenly seems to be offensive. This is where you need to take your friend and bring her home.. she's had enough fun for the night.
The day after..
Okay so overall you had a pretty fun night.. but maybe too much fun. Maybe you drunk texted an ex lover you shouldn't have texted. Or maybe you told a secret to a friend you shouldn't have said ANYTHING to because she has a big mouth. Or maybe overall you just made yourself look like a sloppy mess.